2001-2004

*The Screaming Sphincters are formed by Spencer Sheridan, Aaron Romberg, and two members of the band "False Fiction", Eric Chiya and Spencer Flake.

*Devil Sandles is written.

*Mr. T is written.

*"False Fiction" breaks up.

*Cantelope is written.

*Spencer Sheridan quits and the band continues on as a trio.

*Belefante is written.

*Red Fish, Blue Fish, Baracuda With A Mac-10 is written.

*The Greatest Snackfood Of All Time is written.

*It's Hammer Time is written.

*Douglas is written.

*The Screaming Sphincters official website is launched.

*Purple Haze is written.

*Amanda Wagstaff becomes The Screaming Sphincters first drummer.

*A week after becoming the official drummer Amanda Wagstaff is replaced by Danny Gast due to lack of having an actual drum set.

*Cremaster Zero is written.

* The Government is Trying To Take Our Rock And Roll Away is written.

*We Built This City With Science is written.

All we really know is that sometime during an Arena Concert Eric Chiya WILL be blown up, and he WILL be replaced with a bear. Other then that, what the future has in store for T.S.S. is anyones guess.