Devil Sandles

Nunchuck

Ive Been Crying

Little Boys

Mr. T:

Mr. T's an old guy that works at my school.

He gives me balls to play with.

He wears a hat so he doesn't get skin cancer, cause its a bitch.

Skin cancers a bitch and should go to hell.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr. T your'e so old.

He eats pudding cause he can't chew things rough like meat.

He also likes yogourt.

Gogourt,

one of his favorite things.

He stops by house and says lose the spoon,

then he poops on my lawn and does an old man dance.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr.T is funny, looking.

And he makes me laugh when he says old people things.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr. T Your'e so old.

Mr. T,  where'd you go, oheeoheeoh,  Idaho.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr. T your'e so old.

Mr. T,  we'll miss you, and your wife, and your boobies.

Im sure you'll have fun, playing with them, on your farm, on your farm.

THE SCREAMING SPINCTERS EP(self titled)

Bellefante

Greatest Snackfood Of All Time

Red Fish, Blue Fish, Baracuda With A Mac-10

Tale As Old As Time

Hitler Invented Mine Sweeper

It's Hammer Time:

Hit me in the head with a hammer,

make me tarded.

Retard my brain, my face, my grammer,

make me tarded.

Mabye girls will like me if I don't know how to spell my name.

Walk around with my weiner hanging out, playing video games.

Walking real funny, walk into a wall, fall on my face.

The ladies come to comfort me, they wipe the tears away.

Make me tarded. Make me tarded.

Spray a bottle of raid at my head.

Make me tarded.

Put monkey poop in my gingerbread.

Make me tarded.

Maybe I won't have to wait in line at Disney Land.

But I'll enjoy the log ride like any other regular man.

And I'll never forget the times making arts and crafts.

I drew this picture of my self out of feces, put in my Yugi Oh fanny pack.

Make me tarded. Make me tarded.

Make me tarded. Make me tarded.

CAMEL TOE

Rugburn

Cardboard Box Fort

We Built This City With Science:

Look at that building, look at that dog.

I hope chinese people don't chop it up.

Chinese people, where do they come from?

Where does it all come from?

We built this city with science.

We built this city with science.

We built this city with science.

Webuilt this city with science.

Look at that building, look at that dog.

I hope chinese people don't chop it up.

Chinese people, where do they come from?

Where does it all come from?

We built this city with science.

We built this city with science.

We built this city with science.

We built this city with science.

LET THE PEOPLE DANCE

Knife Fight

Let The People Dance

Interlude [the flux capasiters the key (two billion jigawatts)]

People At The Lake

We Built This City With Science(remix)

Let The People Dance(extended version)

Did It All For The Money:

(money, money) I got a twenty dollar bill, I got a fifty dollar bill,

(money, money) I got a hundred dollar bill.

Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

Did it all for the money.

Did it all for the money, baby.

(money, money) I got a Twenty dollar bill, I got a fifty dollar bill,

(money, money) I got a hundred dollar bill.

Got my mind on money and my money on my mind.

Did it all for the money.

Did it all for the money, baby.

Got my mind on my money and my money on mind.

B- SIDES

Douglas

Cantelope

Cremaster Zero

The Government Is Trying To Take Our Rock And Roll Away:

It's hard to choose just one, when you could have all of the ladies.

But I decided I'm gonna let you be my wife and have my baby.

Im gonna love you so long and so hard, I'm gonna love you crazy.

The government is trying to take our rock and roll away.

All we want to do is rock.

All we want to do is rock.

They sent asassins with machine guns and robots to eliminate me.

But I'm fast like a cat and in a flash, I slipped away like gravy.

The flying V stands by me, I'm never going down baby.

The government is trying to take our rock and roll away.

All we want to do is rock.

All we want to do is rock.

All we want to do is rock. All we want to do is rock.

All we want to do is rock. All we want to do is rock.

Theyr'e never gonna take it away.

Those sons of bitches will be overthrown.

And I still stand here today.

Because I've got my guitar, my axe, my rock and roll.